Maury is depressing.
For the survey below, I like how my name came up (I'm Taurus and don't do sports- but still have a nice body lol-, but aside from that...) and how Thomas' name came up, even though hes not a teenager anymore...
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Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions in the search bar.
Post the definition it gives you.Your name?Michelle'Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.'
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."Your age?Eighteen'The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol.'
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.One of your friends?Thomas - boyfriend and ultimate best friend ^_^'A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8'
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"Favorite color?Black'1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. 2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.'
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.Birthplace?Kalamazoo, MI'Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.'
"there's a place called Kalamazoo?!"
"I hear there's a party in the student ghetto tonight."Month of your birth?May'may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away'
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"Last person you talked to?Robert'The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He's sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he's concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it's almost impossible to find the words to match.'
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT.One of your nicknames?Shell'One who is brazen, fearless or disregards the consequences of his/her actions. Crazy, Overconfident, Ill. Origin:Charlotte, NC - the QC - the Queen City'
1. He came in and assaulted the young man openly in public, He is rather "shell"
2. Dude just rolled in and punch my man dead in his grill. He straight "shell"
